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Six men on a street corner saying goodbye. Six men are gentlemen and they are shaking hands goodbye. They are nodding, and grasping, and saying goodbye. Man 1 shakes Man 2’s hand, then Man 3’s hand, then Man 4’s hand, then Man 5’s hand, and then Man 6’s hand. Man 2 shakes Man 1’s hand, then Man 3’s hand, then Man 4’s hand, then Man 5’s hand, and then Man 6’s hand. Man 3 shakes Man 1’s hand, then Man 2’s hand, then Man 4’s hand, then Man 5’s hand, and then Man 6’s hand. Man 4 shakes Man 1’s hand, then Man 2’s hand, then Man 3’s hand, then Man 5’s hand, and then Man 6’s hand. Man 5 shakes Man 1’s hand, then Man 2’s hand, then Man 3’s hand, then Man 4’s hand, and then Man 6’s hand. Man 6 shakes Man 1’s hand, then Man 2’s hand, then Man 3’s hand, then Man 4’s hand, and then Man 5’s hand.
All six men have short-term memory loss and they all are eager hand-shakers. They can’t remember whose hand they’ve shaken.
To be safe Man 1 shakes Man 2’s hand, then Man 3’s hand, then Man 4’s hand, then Man 5’s hand, and then Man 6’s hand. Man 2 shakes Man 1’s hand, then Man 3’s hand, then Man 4’s hand, then Man 5’s hand, and then Man 6’s hand. Man 3 shakes Man 1’s hand, then Man 2’s hand, then Man 4’s hand, then Man 5’s hand, and then Man 6’s hand. Man 4 shakes Man 1’s hand, then Man 2’s hand, then Man 3’s hand, then Man 5’s hand, and then Man 6’s hand. Man 5 shakes Man 1’s hand, then Man 2’s hand, then Man 3’s hand, then Man 4’s hand, and then Man 6’s hand. Man 6 shakes Man 1’s hand, then Man 2’s hand, then Man 3’s hand, then Man 4’s hand, and then Man 5’s hand.
All six men have short-term memory loss and they all are eager hand-shakers. They can’t remember whose hand they’ve shaken.
To be safe Man 1 shakes Man 2’s hand, then Man 3’s hand, then Man 4’s hand, then Man 5’s hand, and then Man 6’s hand. Man 2 shakes Man 1’s hand, then Man 3’s hand, then Man 4’s hand, then Man 5’s hand, and then Man 6’s hand. Man 3 shakes Man 1’s hand, then Man 2’s hand, then Man 4’s hand, then Man 5’s hand, and then Man 6’s hand. Man 4 shakes Man 1’s hand, then Man 2’s hand, then Man 3’s hand, then Man 5’s hand, and then Man 6’s hand. Man 5 shakes Man 1’s hand, then Man 2’s hand, then Man 3’s hand, then Man 4’s hand, and then Man 6’s hand. Man 6 shakes Man 1’s hand, then Man 2’s hand, then Man 3’s hand, then Man 4’s hand, and then Man 5’s hand.
And so on.
Man 4 doesn’t keep himself very well hydrated, so he was the first to die there on that street corner, as the six weak gentlemen try to be proper and pleasant and say goodbye.
Oh my God.