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Oooh girl, I hate to see you go - but I LOVE TO WATCH YOU WALK AWAY.
Oooh girl, I hate it when you go to city hall - but I LOVE TO WATCH YOU WALK UP STAIRS.
Oooh girl, I hate it when you guilt me into going to your swim meet - but I LOVE TO WATCH YOU BUTTERFLY STROKE.
Oooh girl, I hate it when you make steamed carrots - but I LOVE TO SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH YOU.
Oooh girl, I hate it when you spill tea - but I LOVE TO WATCH YOU CLEAN UP SPILLED TEA.
Oooh girl, I hate it when you put on headphones and stop listening to me - but I LOVE TO SAY THINGS TO YOU THAT YOU CANNOT HEAR.
Oooh girl, I hate to see you go - but I LOVE TO WATCH YOU WALK AWAY AND THEN FOLLOW YOU OUT THE DOOR - TRAIL YOU, FIFTEEN FEET BEHIND YOU, ALL NIGHT. IS SOMEONE FOLLOWING YOU. YOU LOOK BACK, IS THAT A SHADOW, WHO IS THAT. NO IT’S ME, WATCHING YOU WALK AWAY. OH THANK GOD IT’S YOU, JESUS YOU ASSHOLE WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME, YOU SCARED ME. I LIKE YOUR BUTT.
Giiirrrlll.